The net is made of wire! The telephone's on fire! Everyday, the media are calling the Drag City Ivory Bunker's think-tank to fact-check us on climate change! No, not THAT climate change - they want to know, WHERE IS ROCK IN 2016? WHERE ARE THE GUITARS? ARE THEY MELTING? To which we reply, only our minds! Evidence A: Major Stars Motion Set, a contemporary masterpiece of heavy guitar shred - THREE of them, in fact! The only thing endangered here is your ears! Helmed by Wayne Rogers and Kate Village, Major Stars shine forth with clamoring rock, a hard-nosed survivalist vibe and swinging vocals, as heard on the single "For Today". So tell those (endlessly) talking heads - live WITH the rock, not under it! Available on LP only, in optical-illusion-inducing silk-screened limited jackets!